January 2009
53 posts
O'Cons
So go to oconnors last night at like one in the morning. Melissa got a fucking egg thrown at her by a passing van. Who the hell eggs people anymore?
Saw some really random people last night. This one guy who I went to highschool with who I have literally NEVER talked to in my life and he was like AMANDA TUCKER. And he couldn’t believe that I drink and smoke so I told him not to judge a book...
No I heard it second →
back to school...again
So my school is ACTUALLY starting on monday. Exciting yet fearful
...Of Colour
“Elderly woman: I can’t believe they let you sell Obama cookies here! Tsk! Employee: Ma’am, those are just gingerbread cookies.”
A vintage A vantage
Tonight at baton rouge the waitress comes up and says I love our earings! This was when I was delighted to tell her I bought them at a vintage shop.
They are my favourite pair and I love saying I got them for 3 bucks
beat that martha stewart
So I'm driving home...
So I’m driving home right now in this shit ass of a weather and I might possibly die but the good news is I just got off my 2nd date with Jason. It went very well we kiss and everything. But I should probably stop talking on my phone right now before I die.
http://dial2do.com/1c4vfqc
F BOYS
No matter who they are they always worry me. What do they actually want?
Back to school
I’m headin back to york this weekend so I have a week left to say goodbye to everyone. I’m so excited to go back but I need to study hardcore. Also it kinda blows since I had just started finally to date someone but oh well what can you do
Food
I just heard my dad call my mum overweight which she is not. That really upset me
Remember what you drink and not by looking in the...
So friday night melissa and I went to O’Con’s (thanks to my handy dandy passport). At first I get a beer, run into someone I used to work with (what a cutie), and then after that one I go get another beer. This is when I run into Jason so he comes over to our table and we talk awhile. I go for another beer but he beats me to pay for it that sneaky devil.
Meanwhile when melissa and I...
Crush time
p.s I’ve got a crush but i’m kinda nervous. I forget how crushes work
5:11 A.M
Note how early it is and I have no answer as to why I’m still up. Ill post yesterdays npte when i wake up 9 hours from now but for now I will write what just happened:
So I come into my room and for some strange impulse I decide to check my coat for my cigarettes. I don’t know why. I had one coming home driving and thought I put my pack in my jacket bu wasn’t sure. I reach in...
“Can you please tell me if you hear any word from dad?
thanks mum and i love...”
– Email to mum
Birthday Wishes?
So today is my dads birthday and I figured either we’d be going out to eat or staying in with a good meal since my dad doesn’t like to spend money. So I call my mum to figure out what’s happening when she says she doesn’t know if he’s coming (or when I should say) and I get this story:
So this morning when my mum asked him he said he already had plans. When she asked...
“If I had a son I would teach him all about the vagina”
– Samantha Jones
Forever Wednesday (Part 2)
So date time. Meet at 1:50, hop into his car and drive to the museum of nature. Have a good time. Full of conversation which I enjoyed. I felt comfortable. I hate watching shows like sex and the city where the conversation looks so easy and…funny haha. Anyways after goofing around in the museum we drove back-got stuck in traffic and went to a movie.
Oh corny alert- we were looking through...
Forever Wednesday (Part 1)
Wake up next morning REALLY hung over with no idea why. Was supposed to go to the doctors but way too lazy to do so. Instead I just go home and spend the 4 hours trying to get over my hangover. Go have a hot shower- Ill admit it made me puke a little shhh, then sit on my bed and get a quick 30 min sitting up power nap.
EVENTUALLY get ready and cleaned up for my afternoon date at 1:50. Now ...
Ruby Tuesday
Tuesday who’s day? Decide to go to avery’s and make rip off bellini recipe from Moxie’s. Of course with my big fake passport I head to dunrobin to buy alcohol but of course don’t get i.d’d. Go to Ave’s- make the drinks and can i just say they are deliccciiiouuuss. Ave takes out tequila and it’s me and her doin shots. Now these are killing her but...
Monday Monday Monday
Sunday night I go and buy guitar hero world tour. Even though my guitar sucks melissa comes over and all night we drink beer and guitar hero. Wake up hung the next morning (I passed out) and play guitar hero until she leaves. Stay at home monday night but continously get texts from Tom. Now on new years i think I asked him if he loves me but i don’t remember the answer. Then last friday he...
COCKtails
Girls night was good but shittered. Big drinks lead to big tears and big hangovers. But water, bagels and cora’s fixes all that up. Going out to moxie’s tonight with the work gals. I’m hoping to get a nap in right now before. Went to Tom’s last night with the gang. Sobered it up but dominated rockband.
Wow
Wow so it actually works. Im surprised it can send texts and everything just from my voice! I’m falling in love with technology…
So I just added...
So I just added this new application on my phone where I speak to it and it post what I’m saying onto my tumbler and so right now I’m speaking onto my phone seeing if this actually works. So hopefully this doesn’t sound drunk and it’s actually what I’m saying. So I guess that’s all for now. Ta ta.
http://dial2do.com/19yzlpu
Get your drank on
Tomorrow (technically tonight) me and the girls are going out to get our drank on. Although I will be bloated and have probably gained ten pounds I hope to meet a boy :) maybe get a nice little kiss teehee. Gonna go shopping tomorrow and get an outfit. Orrrr a flat iron- I’ve always wanted to invest good money in one of those. Got my hair done today. I feel clean
Sleepy time
So usually my dog (baby Toffey) sleeps in my parents room but I come upstairs only to get her delightful brown presence on my bed. It is three hours later and even though I keep petting her abd bugging her ( I can’t help it) she’s still sleeping here. I can’t believe it really. Possibly it’s because she sense I’m healing and wants to be near me?
Who knows
Moxie's
I feel as though I should be a preferred guest there. Maybe I’ll look into some sort of client card- I wish restaurants had that. Going to hit the store tomorrow- another fifty off. Going to the hair dressers- want something amazing, something new! Maybe I’ll look at numerous hairstyles, oh and ah at all of them and then just get a trim cause i’m lazy.
Sorry I already have plans...
If anyone is planning on asking to do something with me on November 20th 2009, I’m sorry I’ll have to decline…
BECAUSE I’LL BE OUT AT THEATRES WATCHING NEW MOON!!!
Haven't sneezed yet
Still haven’t sneezed. Laughing hurts though and so does coughing so instead i jsut slowly clear my throat and sound like i’m irritated at the world. Also blowing my nose is a no-go so I slowly pick it with a kleenex haha
I’ve been recooping nicely so far- just tired and sore from painkillers. Saw some of the gang yesterday- that was nice! I have some pretty good wounds on me...
We Don't Want to Get Him Confused with Mommy
Six-year-old boy, about new kitten: That pussycat is crazy! He eats anything and everything... I mean, he was eating carrots! We need to give him a name... How about 'Food Kitty'? Or 'Pussy Eater'?
Mom: Uhhh, no. Not that one.
Also, Instead of Lab Equipment, I've Purchased...
Poli-Sci professor putting a picture of a panda bear on overhead projector: Well, normally we'd talk about the syllabus right now, but our department's so cheap they couldn't print a syllabus for each of you, so I'll show you a picture of a panda instead.
Miss Narcissus Suffers from Low Self-Esteem
Female office worker: Once I was at this club and there was a mirror across from me. Not only did I walk into it and break it accidentally, but before I did it, I remember looking at myself and saying, "Who is this bitch?" and then, crash. I talked shit about myself and then I broke the mirror.
But We Call Them "American Voters"
American chick #1: Ohmigod! Look at those white cows! I've never seen cows like that before!
American chick #2: Maybe they're albino... Or it could be a special British type of cow.
Guy sitting behind them: ... Those are sheep.
Not the First Time He's Had to Clarify That Today
Guy: That motherfucking cop has driven past here twice in the last fifteen minutes.
Cop (on car's loudspeaker): I'm not a motherfucker.
But If Enough Rain Builds Up, You Can Watch Me...
Angry traveler: The flight's canceled because of weather?!? Can't you do something?
Airline counter man: Ma'am, despite my godlike appearance, I cannot control the weather.
One less organ
So had my surgery today- pretty neat. The wheeled me to a big white room- yes it actually does exist, stuck a needle in my hand and put an oxygen mask on my face. Next thing i know it theres a stinging pain working its way up my arm and i wake up in a recovery room with a bad pain.
I realize how out of it i was because they kept looking at my cuts (four bloody bandages on my stomach) and would...
Last day at Tristan- again!
so it was my last day (for now) at the bayshore tristan yesterday. It was actually pretty sad cause i’m going to miss the girls there. But hopefully I will keep in touch- I’m planning on it, i have thus far with most of the other girls i’ve worked with.
Anyways I was contemplating transfering to the yorkdale location. Think about it- yorkdale mall. Think about it-...
today's the day!
For my wedding? No. Deflowering? No. Circumcision? No. And that’s kinda hard cause i’m a woman…
Today is the day I get my gallbladder removed- wooo. Never have I ever had surgery (except my wisdom teeth) so this will be a delight. Just 8 more hours till I’ll be at the hospital…should i be in bed? yes
Went out for a smoke before i went for bed. Secretly of course...