So today I spent most of the day at Melissa’s house suntanning by her pool. Eventually I decide to leave but just put on a Styx t-shirt, leave my bathing suit bottoms on and wore my cowboy boots on my feet since my flip flops were easier to carry. (Cowboy boots were from karaoke the night before).
Basically I looked like a prostitute and Melissa flat out told me. I said I was too hot and lazy to care, plus my house is five minutes away and isolated. I joked around about getting pulled over by a cop and how awkward it would be.
I drove by a cop, which I smiled to myself about since you hardly see cops out in my neck of the woods. But then, how great my luck is, I pull into my driveway and see four trucks with a bunch of roofing guys at my house. I knew we had roofers coming in but it wasn’t supposed to be for another two weeks and I guess they decided to start early. So there I’m parked at the end of my driveway wearing a bathing suit, a t shirt and cowboy boots and I have to face a crowd of men. I thought ‘oh hell no this isn’t happening’ and looked around for pants and flip flops and quickly threw them on.
A bit awkward driving up and doing a little friendly wave and running inside having to pull down all my blinds while I have a shower.
